Lefties need guns

Ya know, the right wing nut jobs are the people with all the guns, and the left wingers have none. I’m not talking about shotguns and handguns. I’m talking about assault weapons.

This seems dangerous. Maybe the left needs to arm itself*. I know, I know, we are a terribly belligerent and fearful nation addicted to violence. I know, I know, gun death in our country is many times higher than all the other nations of the earth. But the left needs to defend itself!

* flagrant satire

One Response to “Lefties need guns”

  1. Sharkey! Says:

    Assault weapons. Meh. Why is everyone blogging about guns this week? (I’m sprized Palin didn’t tell everyone Obama was gonna ban guns if he was elected, that woulda brought a few votes for McSame.)


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