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My true identity: The Karmic Avenger
Nov 5, 2008 Ideas Leave a comment
We all have an inner super hero. Mine is the Karmic Avenger. My super power: instant karma vision.
The face of Bigotry today.
Nov 5, 2008 Uncategorized Leave a comment
Bigots in California celebrating the (probable) passage of Prop 8, banning gay marriage. See that guy – THAT is the face of bigotry. Right there. These people are celebrating the exclusion of part of the population from pursuing happiness – from equal rights.
It’s Election Day. Fill up your tank!
Nov 4, 2008 Observations 1 Comment
Gas prices, mysteriously, have been going down in the run up to the election. Now I am not naive enough to think that Bush or the Republicans control gas prices (well, directly at least). But I would bet you a gallon that prices start heading back up after today.
So go filler up! Get it while the getting is good.
Mark my words. It’s only up from here:
New Business Idea: Consideration Credit Exchange
Nov 3, 2008 Ideas 2 Comments
Tired of being nice, considerate, and compassionate all the time? Now with Consideration credits, you can be a total, raging, asshole. It works like this:
You pay the Consideration Credit Exchange (CCE) a yearly fee. You are now free to be a total dick because your contribution is used to offset your behavior. The CCE goes out into the world and does good deeds. They make people feel happy. They commit random acts of kindness.
For a yearly fee you get a card for your wallet, and a bumper sticker. Cut someone off in traffic? Don’t worry – they’ll see your CCE sticker and know that somewhere else, someone is being nice. Being a total dick weed to an underpaid clerk who doesn’t deserve your abuse? Flash them your CCE card. They’ll be comforted by the fact that somewhere, someone is being treated with dignity and respect.
Your karma and your conscience, not to mention the world, will thank you.